Got the Weather Control Device working. turns out the the Molecular Recombinator was broken
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Wonder if Kryptonite works on Captain Super Guy
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Just heard from the maintenance monkeys. Turns out the Molecular Recombinator wasn't broken, it was sabotaged.
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Working on my taxes. Should I get a new Thermal Canon for my mech or a new Beam Cannon for th Orbital Weapons Platform with my return
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The security monkeys just informed me that some one sabotaged the Weather Control Device. And Mr Mean did it.
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The bio enhancements I gave the Steelers better work better then the ones I gave the Bears
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Damn it! last time I trust IT monkeys to post. that last one was supposed to go up yesterday morning!
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Congrats Green Bay Packers. Enjoy your victory while it lasts. Wait until you have to face the Bio Enhanced Vikings next season
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my accountant just told me that apparently a 40 foot tall mech isn't tax deductible! He didn't believe me that it was a business expense!
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Got the Weather Control Device to work and redirected a blizzard south of Minnesota. You're welcome Minnesota.
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You know, with Mubarak stepping down, maybe now is the time to take over Egypt. Wonder if Killaton still has those Mechs in the pyramids
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Plan B in case I can't use Killaton's Mechs----Recruit more Ninja Monkeys
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Damn it, the IT monkeys messed up again
Got Killaton's Mechs. Now I just have to wait for my permit to be approved by the UN
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Holy Crap it's busy in the World Domination Permits department. Looks like I wasn't the only Super Villain who decided to take over Egypt
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Sorry for the late post. the World Domination Permits Department was swamped and my iPhone died. Now I wait.
Here's why http://bit.ly/iaDyYq
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YAY!!!! Just got a txt from the United Supervillains Association that I will find out some time today if I got a permit!!!
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YAY!!!! I got a permit!!!! Now just have to gather the troops and Egypt will be mine!!!!
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The troops are ready, time to take over Egypt. just hope I brought enough Ninja Monkeys
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Ugh. That didn't go quite as well as I thought it would. http://bit.ly/eTzXh1
You will rue the day you crossed me Captain Super Guy. Rue it!!!!
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that punk Corporal Crosshairs better replace my phone. Or he will RUE THE DAY!
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Stupid Twitter. How dare you keep me from posting yesterday due to "technical problems" You shall rue the day you crossed me!
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Was at the Catch Phrase Registration Office all day yesterday. Couldn't post because I still don't have a new phone and they don't have WiFi
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Damn it! apparently Rue The Day is too widely used to be registered as a catch phrase
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Damn it! my plot to get Despicable Me an Oscar failed. Last time I send a henchman to do a Ninja Monkey's job
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