January 2011

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Anyone interested in a new (used) cloning vat? has a tendacy to create insane clones. also, is self cleaning

24

Damn it! the bio enhancements I gave the Bears didn't work! The Packers are going to the Super Bowl :(

25

Is it too soon to consider reanimating Jack LaLanne's body to teach my minions how to be in better shape?

26

Mwhahahaha. My mental control of President obama worked! Soon both sides will hate each oth...crap. Too late. that was a waste of time.

27

Damn it! Despicable Me was ROBBED!!!! Going to have to rig the Academy Awards to make sure it wins Best Animated feature

28

No Norville. You can not use electrical tape to patch the nuclear reactor. Use Duct Tape

29

Anyone know the number of a mechanic that can repair my orbital weapons platform?

30

Dear SW Minnesota. Sorry for the next few days. Weather control device got stuck on Snow Storm. Going to take a bit to get it fixed.

31

For the record, I had nothing to do with what is going on in Egypt.