The Diary Of Dr Devlix: March 2011

Got the Weather Control Device working. turns out the the Molecular Recombinator was broken

Wonder if Kryptonite works on Captain Super Guy

Just heard from the maintenance monkeys. Turns out the Molecular Recombinator wasn't broken, it was sabotaged.

Working on my taxes. Should I get a new Thermal Canon for my mech or a new Beam Cannon for th Orbital Weapons Platform with my return

The security monkeys just informed me that some one sabotaged the Weather Control Device. And Mr Mean did it.

The bio enhancements I gave the Steelers better work better then the ones I gave the Bears

Damn it! last time I trust IT monkeys to post. that last one was supposed to go up yesterday morning!

Congrats Green Bay Packers. Enjoy your victory while it lasts. Wait until you have to face the Bio Enhanced Vikings next season

my accountant just told me that apparently a 40 foot tall mech isn't tax deductible! He didn't believe me that it was a business expense!

Got the Weather Control Device to work and redirected a blizzard south of Minnesota. You're welcome Minnesota.

You know, with Mubarak stepping down, maybe now is the time to take over Egypt. Wonder if Killaton still has those Mechs in the pyramids

Plan B in case I can't use Killaton's Mechs----Recruit more Ninja Monkeys

Damn it, the IT monkeys messed up again

Got Killaton's Mechs. Now I just have to wait for my permit to be approved by the UN

Holy Crap it's busy in the World Domination Permits department. Looks like I wasn't the only Super Villain who decided to take over Egypt

Sorry for the late post. the World Domination Permits Department was swamped and my iPhone died. Now I wait.
Here's why http://bit.ly/iaDyYq

YAY!!!! Just got a txt from the United Supervillains Association that I will find out some time today if I got a permit!!!

YAY!!!! I got a permit!!!! Now just have to gather the troops and Egypt will be mine!!!!

The troops are ready, time to take over Egypt. just hope I brought enough Ninja Monkeys

Ugh. That didn't go quite as well as I thought it would. http://bit.ly/eTzXh1
You will rue the day you crossed me Captain Super Guy. Rue it!!!!

that punk Corporal Crosshairs better replace my phone. Or he will RUE THE DAY!

Stupid Twitter. How dare you keep me from posting yesterday due to "technical problems" You shall rue the day you crossed me!

Was at the Catch Phrase Registration Office all day yesterday. Couldn't post because I still don't have a new phone and they don't have WiFi

Damn it! apparently Rue The Day is too widely used to be registered as a catch phrase

Damn it! my plot to get Despicable Me an Oscar failed. Last time I send a henchman to do a Ninja Monkey's job

Anyone interested in a new (used) cloning vat? has a tendacy to create insane clones. also, is self cleaning

Damn it! the bio enhancements I gave the Bears didn't work! The Packers are going to the Super Bowl :(

Is it too soon to consider reanimating Jack LaLanne's body to teach my minions how to be in better shape?

Mwhahahaha. My mental control of President obama worked! Soon both sides will hate each oth...crap. Too late. that was a waste of time.

Damn it! Despicable Me was ROBBED!!!! Going to have to rig the Academy Awards to make sure it wins Best Animated feature

No Norville. You can not use electrical tape to patch the nuclear reactor. Use Duct Tape

Anyone know the number of a mechanic that can repair my orbital weapons platform?

Dear SW Minnesota. Sorry for the next few days. Weather control device got stuck on Snow Storm. Going to take a bit to get it fixed.

For the record, I had nothing to do with what is going on in Egypt.

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